Aiha

I don't understand the purpose of the line, "I don't need to drink to
have fun." Great, no one does. But why start a fire with flint and
sticks when they've invented the lighter?

Asta o spune un tip care probabil mai bea si el cate putin, cum fac si eu.
Ca acuma ceva timp atata am baut la zion ca innotam la un moment dat si ca imi "spulberam" concurenta dandu.i nume false. Scuze ALIN POP din Libertatii care lucreza la LION (a nu se citi ANDREI)!!!; ei bine puteam lejer sa renunt la shoturi de Flatliner.
si cine stie ce alte bauturi, dar sufletul nu m.a lasat asa usor. a trebuit sa strig dupa accea pe afara chiar sa.l speriu pe rocky alin. prinn strigat ma refer la altceva. ha ha ha

AH shit (sheut)!

Din usurinta si lene imi permit sa va postez tot felul de clipuri funny gasite pe net.


ROAD RUNNER FUNNY CLIP - Watch a funny movie here

AUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!

Blindfolded Shot to the Nuts - watch more funny videos

ken, the sexiest doll alive

Un tata isi aduce aminte ca e ziua fiicei sale. Intra intr-un magazin de jucarii si o intreaba pe vanzatoare:
- Cat costa papusa Barbie din vitrina?
- Avem: Barbie la gimnastica – 19,95 euro, Barbie jucand volei – 19,95 euro, Barbie la cumparaturi – 19,95 euro, Barbie la plaja – 19,95 euro, Barbie la dans – 19,95 euro, Barbie divortata – 265,95 euro
Barbatul, uimit, intreaba:
- Si de ce Barbie divortata costa 265,95 euro?
- “Barbie divortata” are si: Masina lui Ken, Casa lui Ken, Undita lui Ken, Mobila lui Ken, Calculatorul lui Ken…

MOX 2

Dupa ce am incercat sa.l imit pe EMOICS din plin, si clar fara succes am decis sa dau sfoara in tara si sa caut urmatorul dansator. `ei bine romania e prea mica pentru asa talent asa ca s.a ajuns in America. priviti deci:

mitul eternei reintoarceri

dupa o pauza indelungata, cam prea lunga pentru mine, revin fara idei pentru blog.
mare poveste nu a fost nici sibiul unde mi.am dat DEF-ul, si l.am si luat, dupa o saptamana de stress.
in curan voi reveni cu povesti interesante pentru ca schimb locatia de predare.
voi preda la o generala. acolo sa vezi si sa auzi perle nu alta.
sper cel putin.
si acum o tura de funny quotes:
1. Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
2.If you smacked a kid in the face with a bottle of Johnson's No More Tears, would it create beautiful irony?
3.A religious war is like children fighting over who has the strongest imaginary friend.
4.Anyone can quit smoking, it takes a real man to fight cancer.
5.Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. (preluata de la Groucho Marx.)
6.The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
7.Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?
8.I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
9.I miss you like a retard misses the point .
10.Womens faults are many, while men have only two. Everything they say and everything they do.

ha ha ha

Posted to Craig's List Personals

No idea how true this is... but it's funny!

To the Guy Who Tried to Mug Me in Downtown Savannah night before last. Date: 2009-03-23, 3:43 A M EST.

I was the guy with the black Burberry jacket that you demanded I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my girlfriend. You also asked for my girlfriend's purse and earrings. I hope you somehow come across this message.

I'd like to apologize. I didn't expect you to crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket. It was not cold, but I was wearing the jacket for a reason that evening. My girlfriend had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 A CP pistol for Christmas, and we picked up a shoulder holster for it that evening. It's a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head, isn't it? I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to wherever you'd come from with that brown sludge flopping about in your pants. I'm sure it was even worse since you left your shoes, cellphone, and wallet with me. I didn't want your buddies to come help you try to mug us again.

I called your mother, or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, and explained your situation. I bought myself and four other people in the gas station a tank full of gas on your credit card. The guy with the big motor home took 150 gallons and was extremely grateful! I gave your shoes to a homeless guy over by Vinnie Van Go Go's, along with the cash in your wallet. I threw the wallet in a pink "pimp mobile" parked at the curb after I broke the windshield and side window out and keyed the driver side.
I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone. Ma Bell just shut down the line, and I've only had the phone for a little over a day now, so I don't know what's going on with that. I got in two threatening phone calls to the DA's office and one to the FBI with it. The FBI guy was really pissed and we had a long chat (I guess while he traced the number).

I'd like to apologize for not killing you, and instead making you walk back home humiliated. I hope you'll reconsider your choice of path in life. Next time you might not be so lucky. - Alex

I.m back. soon to go away.

Asa da slujba imi doresc si eu. Plus ca au si un MacBook Pro.

N.am rezistat si am postat si eu ceva pe blog. :D

summer

Pitzipoanca de voluntari pentru o seara

deschidem si noi sesiunea pitzipoance (de voluntari) sub deviza "daca nu noi, atunci cine?" . e greu sa fii pitzipoanca, suntem siguri de asta, tocmai de aceea am incercat sa ne punem pentru o seara, din pacate, doar in haine pisicesti pt ca mai mult nu am reusit. cum stefi a refuzat sa ne photoshootinganeasca in minunatele tinute (in favoarea gatitului) am hotarat sa luam fraiele in propriile maini si voila...